So here’s my list of plants you won’t catch me planting again (probably):
1. Coreopsis
OK, I should have known better. This was one of those pass-along plants that the gardener I got it from had “plenty to spare.” This, in case you haven’t figured it out, is code for “It will take over your garden faster than a garlic mustard weed farming operation.” And certainly it has its good points. It does bloom its head off. OK, well that would be its one good point. But it also looks like crap if you don’t stay on top of the deadheading and it flops all over the place making for a garden that looks like a small tornado has gone through. Every day. I know there are lots of varieties of coreopsis and I suppose many are better than others, but my experience with what I assume was a fairly common variety of this plant was so heinous that my stomach churns when I hear the word “coreopsis” and I actually swore off any yellow flowers out of my garden for about five years. Can you imagine? Do you know how many flowers are yellow? Anyway, after several years of pulling seedlings, I eradicated this little bugger from my garden.
Update summer 2013: Yeah, I relented on this one. Haven’t visited a garden with gorgeous patches of threadleaf coreopsis ‘Moonbeam’, I went out and got some. I put three in the circle garden and I hope they will behave themselves. I have sworn to myself, however, that I will deadhead them promptly and not give them a chance to set seed.
This thug has no redeeming value. Period. Oh sure, I know you’re look at it and thinking, “Oh my gosh, it’s so bright! What a great way to brighten up a corner of the garden. Imagine it with purple flowers or foliage nearby!” Nope. Imagine an entire garden full of it. Because that’s what you’re going to get. I actually had a hard time finding this plant and if I recall (I’ve gone through extensive therapy to rid myself of the nightmares this plant caused me, but I have some bone-chilling recollections of it) I planted two small containers of it. Within a summer it had more than filled the area I had in mind for it. By the next spring it had taken over the entire bed and was threatening to move into the house.
I’d like to be able to tell you that I’ve closed this disturbing chapter in my life, but alas, this artemesia continues to haunt me. It has been at least six years since I attempted to remove the last vestiges of this plant and it is STILL popping up in my garden. Just a few weeks ago I was in the circle garden and had that creepy feeling like someone was watching me. I turned around and this is what I saw:
I have mixed feelings about this plant. It really is pretty and there’s a reason I begged some from my mom’s garden (hmmm, do you notice a pattern here? What kind of parenting is this anyway?) The blooming time is not long, but honestly, that’s not unusual for my garden. I’m perfectly willing to deal with gorgeous blooms for a short time if they are worth it. Once again, the problem with this plant is its vigor. It just kept spreading and spreading and spreading. I dealt with it for a couple years and this spring I finally started pulling it out. And just when I thought I had gotten it all … well, you know the drill. It’s still there. In full force. Most of them didn’t get a chance to bloom, which is really the worst-case scenario. Now I have mini Cherry Bells all over the place but they aren’t even going to bloom.
I will say, if I could find a way to effectively contain Cherry Bells, she could be invited to stay. But she’s a rude one, and really has no manners.
I fell in love with sea holly when I saw it in a bouquet, and I think that is really the higher purpose that sea holly was put on this earth for: flower arrangements. I will give sea holly a partial pass on my judgement of it, because I planted it in part sun, not full sun, and perhaps that’s why I was disappointed with it’s performance. The flowers were still beautiful and a nice shot of blue. It was a plant that everyone commented on. But its tall stems flopped the minute they hit about 30 inches and it was a holy mess from then on. Because the stems are skinny, it was hard to stake them in any attractive way and ultimately it had to go. But it was stubborn and apparently liked it in my garden and kept coming back. I haven’t seen any signs of it in my garden for a few years now, but it lives on … in the gardens of all the people who told me they wanted some, no matter how unruly it was.
So, what do you think? Am I crazy for banning these plants that plenty of people love? And do you have a list of plants that you’ve banned from your garden?
7 Responses
Yucca, Ribbon Grass, Crown Vetch – they still exist in my yard of course. The Yucca has been the most difficult for us. I do have one in a more sandy area that is not getting as out of control. I like my Coreopsis and they haven't been a problem here. I recently planted a Sea Holly.
@Jennifer: I really think part of my lak of success with sea holly was that I didn't have it in full full sun. It would also maybe benefit from something in front of it helping to hold it up.
@Anonymus: I think it's really easy to get overwhelmed by hot-colored flowers. Somehow though I never get sick of pink flowers. Not yet anyway. Heucheras are borderline high maintenance. I think all gardeners end up making a call on which plants are worth extra trouble and which aren't.
@ Hosta nerd: I completely agree with adding bishop's weed to the list.
@Janie: I bet that coreopsis will take off in no time..
@ELW: Great minds, Linda!
Banned coreopsis years ago. Now I am pulling out incredible amounts of Canadian ginger. Yes, it's a native but it is a creeping seeding thug in my garden and must go.
I planted coreopsis last Summer in a bed and that sucker has not done much, I do want it to grow because the bed is kinda empty right now; my spring bulbs are long gone.It is blooming and I have dead-headed it but ????? So I have the opposite problem, at least right now.
I think those are great plants to ban from the garden. I would also add Bishop's weed or 'Snow on the Mountain' as some people call it. It was in my yard when I bought my house, and 8 years later I am still trying to get rid of that and the yellow loosestrife they also planted.
I too have sworn off yellow & orange plants for now. I appreciate hearing what doesn't work in your yard. On my Maybe cut list this year are heucheras. I love them, and they look great right when planted. But I find they are high maintenance b/c the lower leaves are always brown & dirty looking, so I have to be on them all the time w/ extra watering & trimming. First I'll move them to more shade. If they don't shape up next year, out they go.
I think we all have those that we've banished! I was thinking about planting sea holly in my back shrub border….I appreciate the thoughts on it. 🙂 Usually on my crossed-off list are annuals that just don't cut it a few years for me.