We have great housesitters, but their primary job is to take care of the animals and water the containers. I expect the garden to mostly manage itself in my absence (and I watered darn near around the clock to prepare for my departure). So I expect the garden to be a bit unkempt when I return from a few days away.
What I didn’t expect to find was an empty spot where my zucchini plants were growing when I left. I kicked the zucchinis out of the raised veggie garden when I won the white cedar raised bed from Earth Easy (through a North Coast Gardening contest). I assumed no creature would be interested in the pokey leaves of a zucchini and the take up way too much room in the garden to get premium placement in the main veggie garden.
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| A week ago, the zucchini plants occupied the now empty spot on the end of this bed. You can see the cage that I half had up on the corner (just to keep the dogs from stepping in the bed) hasn’t been disturbed. |
When I left last week, I had harvested my first zucchini and there were several more growing. And now there is nothing. Not even a sign that the plants were every there. If I hadn’t eaten that one delicious zucchini I would have thought maybe I imagined planting them.
I asked the housesitters if they had any ideas as to what might have happened to the plants, but they knew nothing.
So here’s what my super investigative brain deduces:
The motive
Some animal thought the ripening zucchini looked pretty tasty and dug in for a taste. In the process of trying to pull the fruit off the vine, it actually removed the entire plant. The soil in that bed (as well as everywhere else) is dry and very finely textured, so I think it’s possible that a good tug could pull a whole plant out roots and all. What I don’t understand is where the plants went after that as they are nowhere to be found.
The suspects
The deer were very active while I was gone. The hydrangeas have been trimmed, as were some of the petunias in the big container. The drought has them trying almost anything I think.
We have a burgeoning raccoon population at our house this year. I’m not sure what sort of damage raccoons might do to a zucchini plant, but I know they massacre corn.
While I’ve not seen a woodchuck around, I know they really can wreck havoc in a garden.
Sadly, this cute face (aka Hudson, aka dog No. 1) is a bit of a garden thug. The boy likes his veggies (so much so he has his own tomato plant) and if he getting into the fenced-in garden he eats everything he can get to (mostly lettuce and Swiss chard).
Being called in for questioning
The only problem is that he’s not talking.
Of course, as someone mentioned on the Facebook page, there is one other possibility: it’s the work of the Anti-Zucchini League.
9 Responses
OMG I about died laughing at the Suspect Lineup. I just ran across this because I googled “where did my zucchini go”. We came back from vacation this week, and I eagerly went to the garden to pick my baseball bat sized zucchini, and it was MISSING!!!!. I was so pissed!! My husband wanted to pluck it before we left and I wouldn’t let him, because I knew it would be just the right size when we got home. Grrrr. The neighbors on either side said they didn’t take it, so I have no idea where it went. (They were allowed to come pick tomatoes/cucumbers while we were gone.
I think deer. We were away for 4 days after enjoying 1 zucchini and giving one away, all the leaves were either bitten off or chomped. Clearly eaten from the top down as were high tomatoes. I just repel-all and critter ridder plus straight chili pepper but really it helps v little. Good luck!
I have same problem but plants were small and were with wire surround 4 feet tall in city. I think problem is slug, larvae or other critter.
Love this. Has anyone come up with a solution… a safe deterrent to any of these culprits, like cayenne pepper?
Thank you for the entertainment. I could really feel your pain and relate to your dismay and many potential culprits.
LOL! You made me laugh aloud with this one, very funny! I love the guilty pictures of the suspects, though I do think the one of the raccoons is a bit biased. My local raccoons look a little less "toothy". I am so enjoying your blog Erin, great photos and you are funny!
Hi Erin – sometimes I wish for a zucchini robbers when they start take over my garden! But the whole plant – too weird. The funny thing is that this happened to a friend of mine – she went outside her door one morning to discover her (HUGE) hosta gone – completely, no sign it was every there – no earth moved or anything. Strange things go one when we're gone.
Wow I thought it was bad that something is eating my zucchini just before I can pick them….but to take the whole plant..that sucks and its too late to plant a new batch :(. I am on the hunt today for some chicken wire to cover mine so the eating stops…I better hurry before my whole plant is gone. Cheers FRances
I think your Hudson has a very guilty look in his eyes lol ! Did you remove what was left of the plant or was they really nothing left at all ?
I have this image in my head of you going all Law & Order on your big pup. My vote is on the deer– remember I do have a degree in Criminal Justice! Deer used to wreak havoc on my grandmother's garden.